Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
Me: “I don’t need sex”
My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”
greatwhitegumby asked:
I don’t ever post pictures of myself, mostly due to the nature of my job. Though I’ve considered doing it before.
Yes I do
who doesnt
i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is
Brendon’s speech. He thanked the fans, his team and his wife, Sarah. ♥
